The Maddening of Fritz Warner By Andrew Norris SCENE ONE Genus Bar ANDREW is sat in the empty bar with a bottle of liqueur by his side. In his one hand is a photo of his great uncle, MAD MOD. As he looks at it, he thinks to himself. ANDREW: (Narrative, in thought) < There is good and evil everywhere we turn. They are opposite like day and night, with no similarity whatsoever. The line between them is supposed to be clear, but it's not. > FLASHBACK, EARTH, 2008 The Righteous Indignation has landed along with Fireball XL6 on some English countryside devoid of life. BUCKY and ANDREW are seeing off MAD MOD. MAD MOD: (Cockney accent) Thanks fer the lift, laddies! Ta-ra! ANDREW: Don't think you can go on with your criminal ways, Uncle! That'll be your downfall! MAD MOD: Don't worry, laddy! That Toads' dash o' youth should keep me goin' for a long time! BACK AT THE BAR... ANDREW: (In thought) < I'm supposed to be one of the good guys, but it feels like everyone is against me. > FLASHBACK, EARTH, 2051 A much younger ANDREW is seen in his Chuck Bodgers guise, fighting various un-named supervillains. ANDREW: < The last time I was insulted this way, I became Chuck Bodgers to make my antagonists pay for what they did. But now I am fighting the good, does this mean I should turn bad? > SCENE TWO Genus Control Centre SUB-LIEUTENANT TARA NISLOW is examining the controls of Fireball XL6, while HANNAH looks on uninterested. TARA: (American accent) Sure is a fancy ship, you got here! HANNAH: (Dully) Andrew brought it with him when he left Earth, and allowed the UAC to use it as a rescue ship. TARA: Don't worry, Hannah. Hell, you know he's just down the road gettin' drunk as a pig! Besides, if he was half as incompetent as Fritz said, I'm glad he's gone! HANNAH grabs TARA by the shirt and looks at her angrily, spell gems pulsating slightly. HANNAH: (Snarling) Don't ever talk that way about one of my friends! I served with him from Day One when he arrived here! TARA: (Frowns) Alright! Alright! I know you've been with him, but I'm the boss around here now, and I'm the Ensign you listen to, not him! NASS: (Over radio) Control Tower to XL6, do you read me? Over. TARA: XL6 here, go ahead, Tower. NASS: Orders from Chairman Warner: Proceed to Sector 4 to investigate mysterious loss of contact with garbage scow. TARA: (Disgusted) Garbage Scow? Now who in their right mind would drive a crummy thing like that? NASS: (Sternly) The "driver" happens to be Commodore Sinclair Wells, the last of the Merkats and a high-ranking officer! TARA: Oh, right! OK, going up now! She flicks a few switches at random, having completely ignored the technical manual next to her. As a result, the boosters fire too soon and XL6 rockets into space at alarming speed, with a large hole burnt into the electrified fence surrounding the Control Centre. SCENE THREE UAC Officers' Lounge BUCKY and DOGSTAR are playing cards while LT. WOLF plays darts in the background. DOGSTAR: (Mutters) Too bad about Andy. BUCKY: (Mumbles) Hmm? DOGSTAR: Sure, he made mistakes, but firing him because he's related to a criminal? That's a bit harsh, isn't it? BUCKY: Not what I would've done, but we all have to go sometimes. DOGSTAR: We can't help who we're related to Bucky, you of all people, should know that. BUCKY: (Makes a move) You don't think I do? But surely he could've had at least a demotion or something. DOGSTAR: Too late now, Captain. Andys' gone, and we now have Tara; it's too late to preach about alternatives. WOLF finishes his darts game and places the darts to one side. WOLF: You don't mind if I flick on the TV, do you? BUCKY: No, go ahead. DOGSTAR: It's your leisure time, Wolf. Do what you please. WOLF switches on the TV, and a newsreel comes on with a FEMALE PANTHER newsreporter. REPORTER: ...and the disappearance of Commodore Wells is currently under investigation. As a re-cap on todays' top story, the Genus Military Railway was attacked today by someone calling himself "Captain Crisis". A sketch of ANDREW in a black eyemask with a matching black suit is shown. LT. WOLF spits out his coffee when he sees the photo. REPORTER: (Continued) Captain Crisis is described as a very aggressive male baboon who seems upset over an unknown event. DOGSTAR: (Points at TV) It's Norris! What's he doing?! BUCKY gets up to leave. WOLF: Where are you going, sir? BUCKY: I'm going to that railway, and see what information I can get. SCENE FOUR Sector 4, Space The XL6 suddenly slams to a halt, with the crew being jostled this way and that. TARA looks out and notices the wreckage of the garbage scow. TARA: (Into radio) Genus Control, this is Fireball XL6. We've spotted what's left of the garbage...scow... A decapitated arm floats past the ship, with fur all over and blood leaking slightly from where it was severed. TARA: Good God! (Into radio) Genus Control, this is XL6. Confirmed: Commodore Sinclair Wells and his spacecraft have been destroyed by causes unknown! HANNAH: (Over intercom) Tara, I'm picking... TARA: (Interupts) Address me as Ensign, if you please! Names are too informal! HANNAH: OK, ENSIGN, I'm picking up a large ship behind us. TARA: Butch, spin us around and launch interceptors! BUTCH: (Over radio) Won't do any good. When you stopped the ship, you shut down the nutomic reactor; to restart it would take half-an-hour. The ship looms in front of them, constructed from seperate polygon sections. The XL6 is suddenly dragged inside by a tractor beam. SCENE FIVE Genus Military Railway, Genus BUCKY is speaking to SECOND LIEUTENANT BRIAN WILSON, while a few engines go about on shunting duty. BUCKY: And you say that he just attacked the depot for no apparent reason? WILSON: (Nods) You bet, but he seemed pretty distraught, though. BUCKY: Did he say anything at all? WILSON: He sure did. When he started attacking, he shouted: "This'll teach you UAC ...(drowned out by diesel horn)...ers a lesson!" then I turned up and he ran off. BUCKY: Which way did he go? WILSON: He ran to the top of Mount Pike and we lost track of him from there. BUCKY: (Surprised) Mount Pike?! Surely he'd be out of breath before he even started the ascent! WILSON: Aye, but he's a fast-runner. Anyway, what's his deal? BUCKY: Fritz is finding that out now, but I'll need you to take me up there, OK? WILSON: Sure! We'll take Dartmouth Castle, come on! SCENE SIX Watership Hospital DR. KENNER is cataloguing some medicinal tablets when KADAF and FRITZ arrive. FRITZ: (Clears throat) Kenner. KENNER: (Looks up) I take it you're here about our learned friend, Captain Crisis. FRITZ: Indeed, any ideas? KENNER: (Sighs) Well, I have one theory, but you might find it a little complicated at first. FRITZ: Just give it to me straight, Kenner. It's unlikely I'll quote you on it. KENNER: OK, I'm sorry. He moves over to a tap and begins to fill a rubber glove with water. KENNER: (Calmly) Everyone knows that when a balloon fills with water or air, it can only hold a certain amount. And when it can hold no more... The rubber glove explodes as it overfills with water. FRITZ and KADAF looked confused. FRITZ: So? KENNER: (Turns off the tap) Well, supposing that instead of a balloon, we have Norris, and the water being filled into him is the insults he's had over the years. He flicks through a personnel record for ANDREW. KENNER: (As he reads) This man has been insulted by nearly everyone. He loses his museum to thugs, exiled from his own planet, constant name- calling from friends... KADAF: Then there was that s*** about his great-uncle. KENNER: Indeed there was, but what caused the balloon to pop was his dismissal from service by you, Chairman. So theoretically, this is partially your fault. FRITZ: How was I to know he was so sensitive? KENNER: It wouldn't have hurt to listen to what he had to say, Chairman. And because you didn't, he is spurting these insults back at you, as Captain Crisis. KADAF: Well, what do we do now? KENNER: I suggest you find him and try your best to calm him down. If it comes to a point, I may have to place him in the psychiatric ward. FRITZ's radio suddenly blips. FRITZ: (Into radio) Yes? NASS: (Over radio) Corporal Nass here, Chairman. The XL6 have confirmed Commodore Wells deceased, and I just lost contact. FRITZ: Have you found the reason? NASS: Yes, a Dalek Ship was seen bearing onto their exact co-ordinates before I lost contact. FRITZ: The Daleks? Now what could they possibly want now? SCENE SEVEN The Dalek Ship Several DALEKS in the usual silver and blue-spots livery are in the ship. One of them is interrogating the XL6 crew, who are all strapped to chairs. DALEK #1: (Buzzing, robotic voice) Where is the male humanoid? TARA: What male? There's only Butch who fits that description? DALEK #1: The humanoid who was previously in command of your ship; where is he? TARA: (Understands) Oh, Norris! He got fired ages ago. DALEK #2: (Confused) Fired? I do not understand. BUTCH: He was dismissed from service yesterday to be replaced by her. DALEK #1: (Looks at Tara) So, you are the new commander of that ship. TARA: Yeah, and proud of it, tin-pot! DALEK #2: Silence! If you are the new commander of an .S.P.A.C.E. craft, then you are an enemy of the Daleks, and you must be exterminated. VOICE: (Distorted) I can think of a better use. Out of the shadows steps EX-ADMIRAL JACK SLICER, with much of his fur torn out and severe mutations on his face. TARA: (Disgusted) What the hell is that?! JACK: I am Jack Slicer, and you needn't be frightened. This is what happens after you succumb to nuclear fallout. DALEK #3: Jack Slicer has co-operated with us to capture the first .S.P.A.C.E. craft that passed this way. HANNAH: And Commodore Wells? DALEK #2: He resisted capture, and was exterminated. TARA: Well, what are you going to do to us? JACK: Well, you're simply part of the trade, my dear. I have agreed to help the Daleks clone your flesh for newer Daleks, in exchange for leftovers to repair my face. HANNAH: That's crazy! Bucky O' Hare... DALEK #1: (Interupts) ...will not be present. If he arrives, he shall be exterminated without reason. JACK: (Mocking) Besides, he'll be too busy looking for Sub- Lieutenant...oh, I'm sorry (!) EX-Sublieutenant Norris! (Laughs sinisterly) SCENE EIGHT A Cave on Mount Pike Mount Pike neighbours Creag Meagaidh, and stands under 3,000ft high. Inside the cave is ANDREW, dressed in the black "Captain Crisis" suit, and sitting on a makeshift sofa nearby is a blonde-haired human WOMAN dressed in a brown-and-silver uniform, with her hair at shoulder-length. She sports a Nazi armband with the swastika replaced by Planet Earth. ANDREW: (Chuckles wickedly) I never knew how great it was to play the villain! That'll teach them perfectionists to boss me around. WOMAN: (Middle-pitched voice) And you happen to be doing me a favour, as well, darling. ANDREW: Of course (!) How could I forget your agreement, Sat-Yr-Nin? I take care of those pigs for you... SAT-YR-NIN: (Finishes) And you get a share in the glory when I come to power. She gets up and moves closer to him. SAT-YR-NIN: (Whispers in his ear) But if you play your cards right, (kisses him on the cheek) you could get even more. ANDREW: (Changes the subject) And to think that I have wasted my life protecting and helping them, and for what? SAT-YR-NIN: We have all had the same position. I used to rule fairly over Earth 794, and they turn against me! But since landing here, I may have the chance to rebuild my Empire. ANDREW: As far as I'm concerned, you can do whatever the hell you want here, as I've had enough of it all! SAT-YR-NIN: Soon, everything will be as it was before "Captain UK" ruined it all! She hears a faint train whistle outside and looks over to ANDREW. ANDREW: (Grins) No rest for the wicked, as they say. He jumps onto a ledge a few feet below, where the railway runs around the mountain several feet below the cave. Standing stationary on the line is a green tender-engine with gold fittings. ANDREW: (Mutters subconciously) Great Western Railway Castle class, built by Collett in 1923 as a modified equivalent of the Star class. (Snaps out of it) Get a grip, Captain! Moving towards the cab, he reads the nameplate "DARTMOUTH CASTLE" and it's numberplate "4088". Inspecting the footplate, he finds no-one aboard. ANDREW: What the...? BUCKY and WILSON suddenly rush him from behind, slamming him against the cab. BUCKY: (Strains) Maybe now we can talk, Andy. ANDREW: (Snarls) That's Captain Crisis, to you! He knocks BUCKY and WILSON to the ground like dolls, and pushes a concealed button on his utility belt. His gloves instantly convert into crossbows with arrows made of pure energy. BUCKY: Can't you see what's happening, Andy?! Mad Mod has made him like you! We're your friends, remember? ANDREW: With friends like you, who needs enemies? He fires, and grazes BUCKYS' leg, but misses WILSON. Whilst reloading arrows, BUCKY sneaks up from behind and slams ANDREW to the ground. BUCKY: (Angrily) You're doing yourself no favours, Andy! You can't go on like this! ANDREW: Watch me! He leaps up and knocks BUCKY to the ground, and finishes reloading his arrows. ANDREW: Don't you get it? I'm not some silly little boy who needs rescuing! You've no one to blame but yourselves! From the cave, SAT-YR-NIN is impressed. SAT-YR-NIN: (Thinks) < This guy would make a great hitman. > BUCKY and ANDREW continue to fight, until WILSON hits ANDREW hard over the head with a shovel from the engine, knocking him out. WILSON: (To Bucky) Let's get him back quickly before he comes round. They shove ANDREW onto the footplate and reverse the engine down the mountain. SAT-YR-NIN: (To herself) If he was able to bust his way out of a prison cordon, I'm sure he'll get out fine on his own. SCENE NINE Genus Railroad Depot ANDREW has been restrained to a chair while WILSON and BUCKY interrogate him. WILSON: You have inflicted 2,000 simoleons worth of damage on my railroad. ANDREW: It's not my problem, is it? And from what I've heard, Tara Nestle has caused more damage. BUCKY: Her name is Nislow, and we can't be sure yet if there is any damage! ANDREW: If you can't find the XL6 on the rangerscopes, then that means she crashed it, brainiac! WILSON: When a Dalek Ship was spotted nearby? (Changes the subject) Anyway, this is besides the point, Sub-Lieutenant... ANDREW: (Snaps) That's CAPTAIN to you, you old goat! WILSON looks both hurt and insulted. BUCKY: (Slaps Andrew) Pull yourself together, man! If you react in this way, you'll only make it worse for yourself! ANDREW: (Shrieks) Making it worse?! How could it be worse? I've lost my job, my respect, my life! And its' all because of you and your wretched UAC! He strains and breaks the restraints on the chair, then picking up BUCKY and tossing him into a wall. ANDREW: Your mess! Your problem! Deal with it! WILSON pulls out his gun. WILSON: (Sternly) Don't make me do it, lad! I don't like to use this on anyone! ANDREW: Just shows how weak you are, doesn't it? BUCKY: And what about Hannah? ANDREW: (Suddenly calms down) Hannah? BUCKY: Yes! On that Dalek ship, she wouldn't stand a chance! ANDREW: (Softly) Even though its' not my fault she got there, I still feel guilty for her. WILSON: Well, now that we've all calmed down, maybe we can work out a proposition. BUCKY: Here's the deal: You rescue the XL6 and I'll make sure that Fritz announces an official apology afterward. ANDREW: (Uneasily) Alright, but if a single cop puts their hands on me, I'm off. WILSON: Where to? Not much to do in a cave. ANDREW: But when you're room-mate happens to be an ex-Dictator, I'll have plenty to do for a long time if you betray me. BUCKY and ANDREW uneasily shake hands. SCENE TEN THE Dalek Ship THE DALEKS all line up in front of a door adjacent to the prisoners, while JACK watches with interest. DALEK #2: You will all remain silent within the present of the Supreme Dalek! AMD-4: (Neutrally) Cannot compute; Supreme Dalek was destroyed, resurrection impossible. DALEK #3: Speak when you are told to do so! THE SUPREME DALEK enters through the door. Unlike his past incarnation, the new SUPREME DALEK is overall black with blue globes. TARA: (Laughs) That's your supreme ruler? Ooh, I'm terrified! SUPREME DALEK: (Sharply in a mechanized voice) Stop that noise! DALEK #2: You will not behave in an uncouth manner in front of the Dalek Supreme! HANNAH: But the Dalek Supreme was killed on Rigel II! We took the remains to Conva Laboratories ourselves! SUPREME DALEK: That was a previous Supreme Dalek; I now hold this position after being selected by the Dalek Prime himself. JACK: (To Supreme Dalek) And now that you have the key to Genus, your supreme lordship, may I now have my reward? SUPREME DALEK: Yes, Jack Slicer. You have served the Daleks well. JACK looks smug, but is surprised when THE SUPREME DALEK turns to the other DALEKS. SUPREME DALEK: (To Daleks) Exterminate him. JACK: (Wide-eyed) But I gave you what you wanted! I've helped you, and you broke your promise! DALEK #1: Promises have no value, and you are no longer of any use to us. DALEK #2: There is only one form of life that must survive: Dalek life. JACK tries to run away, but he is mown down by gunfire, and lies dead on the floor. THE SUPREME DALEK then turns to the XL6 crew. SUPREME DALEK: I have had orders from the Dalek Emperor to leave you all intact. BUTCH: Then why threaten to turn us into creatures like you? SUPREME DALEK: That was a rouse to fool Slicer, your real use will be revealed. TARA: Then what is our use to you then, tin-head? THE SUPREME DALEK gestures to the other DALEKS, who show them plastic duplicates made of the XL6 crew, except for TARA, who is lumbered with a duplicate of ANDREW. TARA: (Scoffs) That don't explain nothin' except that you're good at waxworks! DALEK #3: Your neurological systems will be erased of all knowledge and transplanted into these duplicates. DALEK #4: Your duplicates will then return to Genus; where, at our command, they will assassinate the members of the coalition. DALEK #1: Meanwhile, your original bodies will be reprogrammed to obey our orders. DALEK #5: An enemy ship is approaching the shuttle. It has been identified as the Righteous Indignation. SUPREME DALEK: (Yells) Bucky O' Hare! He is an enemy of the Daleks! He must be exterminated! He must die! Exterminate him! Exterminate him! Exterminate him! The Dalek Ship attacks the Righteous Indignation, but the frigate continues forward without reacting. SUPREME DALEK: What is happening? Why do they not respond? DALEK #3: Scanners show two lifeforms aboard: One is Bucky O' Hare. SUPREME DALEK: Destroy him at once! They continue to fire, but the Righteous battles on unscathed until it enters the Hangar underneath the control room. TARA: (Smirks) Golly, that rabbit sure got some guts! DALEK #2: Squad Delta to cordon the Righteous Indignation at once. SUPREME DALEK: Prepare the Positronic Resonator. DALEKS #3 & #4: We obey. They move to a small computer nearby. Three large barrels, like giant bazookas, fall from the ceiling and aim at HANNAH, BUTCH, and AMD-4s' heads. HANNAH: Positronc Resonator? Now what are you up to? DALEK #5: Your neuronic data will be transferred to the machines, while positronic signals replace them in your bodies. TARA: And what'll these posi-gone things do? DALEK #4: The positronic signals are programmed to Dalek transmitters. You will be slaves to the Daleks. (Points plunger at Tara) Once your duplicate is ready, the same process will be applied to you. SUPREME DALEK: (Barks) Prime neuro-penetration circuits. DALEK #3: NPCs' are all primed. SUPREME DALEK: Begin cerebral transfers in five rels. DALEK #4: Five, four, three... The barrels suddenly explode, and all the Daleks turn to see BUCKY and ANDREW, who is now dressed as Chuck Bodgers. SUPREME DALEK: Bucky O' Hare! You are an enemy of the Daleks! You must be destroyed. BUCKY: (Calmly) Even though we know the key to your weakness. SUPREME DALEK: The Daleks have no weakness; we are invincible. BUCKY: Then perhaps I should allow my friend to explain. ANDREW steps forward, and THE SUPREME DALEK looks him up and down, unable to recognize him. SUPREME DALEK: Who are you? ANDREW: I am Chuck Bodgers, and I have information on the single person who is able to defeat you. SUPREME DALEK: You will tell us this information at once! ANDREW: Only if you agree to release these hostages and allow them to leave with Bucky unharmed. THE SUPREME DALEK is silent for a moment. THE DALEKS twitch their guns in anticipation to kill. SUPREME DALEK: Very well. TARA, HANNAH, BUTCH and AMD-4 are released, and BUCKY escorts them out, with DALEKS #1 and #2 following them. ANDREW inserts a disc into the Daleks' computer and a picture of SAT-YR-NIN appears on the screen. ANDREW: This is Sat-Yr-Nin, leader of the Earth 794 Empire, a ruthless military-based force that rivals your own. DALEK #5: (Neutrally) How is this relevant to us? ANDREW flicks a switch, and a picture of JACK SLICER appears. ANDREW: (Continued) This man was hired to assassinate the Dalek Emperor once the Emperors' cruiser had docked with this one, and he also had an accomplice. SUPREME DALEK: Who is this accomplice? ANDREW: The consort to Sat-Yr-Nin herself. The agents' mission was to enter the Dalek Empire, disguised as a Dalek, and sieze control of all planets within the Daleks' power. There is a slight shudder as the Righteous Indignation takes off. SUPREME DALEK: Speak quickly! ANDREW: The traitor of your people is in this very room. THE DALEKS all look suspiciously at one another until ANDREW points to the SUPREME DALEK. DALEK #3: (Confused) The Supreme Dalek is a traitor? ANDREW: Yes, and he took down one of his own men to cover up the tracks. SUPREME DALEK: (Foul tone) I am not a traitor! You lie! DALEK #2: (To Andrew) We are not convinced that you tell the truth. ANDREW: Then answer me this question: "If the Supreme Dalek is the greatest thinker within the Dalek Empire, why did he allow the opportunity to exterminate Bucky slip out of his plunger?" SUPREME DALEK: (Backs away slowly) You lie! These are mere accusations! THE DALEKS converge on THE SUPREME DALEK, and ANDREW sneaks away quietly. SUPREME DALEK: (Frantically) Stop him! Stop him! THE DALEKS take no notice, but begin to interogate THE SUPREME DALEK themselves, while DALEK #5 reverts course to Skaro. DALEK #3: Tell us all information regarding Sat-Yr-Nin... SCENE ELEVEN Watership Hospital, Psychiatric Ward ANDREW, now back in civilian wear, is resting on a bed, while DR. KENNER, BUCKY and FRITZ talk outside. FRITZ: How is he? KENNER: He appears to have improved a lot. Either his rage was emptied out when he attacked the railroad or when he confused the Daleks. BUCKY: Is it safe enough to talk to him? KENNER: Be my guest. They enter the ward, and ANDREW sits up. ANDREW: (Worried) Chairman Warner? What's the occassion, then? FRITZ: (Sits down) Quite a number of things really: Captain Crisis, the foiled plot of the Daleks, and your psychological trauma. ANDREW: (Dully) Oh, that. Sorry about Crisis, but what else could I do? If I tried to settle down elsewhere, I would've been scooped back to Earth! FRITZ: I should be apologizing, Andy. I guess I should've listened to you when I could. ANDREW: But what about Tara? Hows' she progressing? BUCKY: (Interupts) I'll fill that one. The XL6 was badly damaged when she was recovered, and the reason we employed Tara was because we assumed that all humans could drive that ship. ANDREW: But what of Tara? BUCKY: Shes' been returned to Earth in her own time-period, and we've subjected her to an amnesia drug. To her, the whole event never happened; she'll just carry on with her simple life. FRITZ: And Fireball XL6 is being repaired and will resume service soon enough. ANDREW: So what happens to me now? I'm guessing that a criminal isn't the best public image for the UAC, huh? FRITZ: Would a criminal save the lives of his old crewmates and the people who fired him? ANDREW: Come again? FRITZ: Well, as you're the only one who can drive the ship, you're hereby re-instated as Sub-Lieutenant for Fireball XL6, our new reconnaissance vehicle. ANDREW: "Reconnaissance"? Don't you mean "Rescue"? BUCKY: What's the point in having a rescue ship when the frigates are doing fine on their own? Besides, we need an extra pair of eyes in space. FRITZ: Just one thing: you never did say what happened to Sat-Yr-Nin after the incident. ANDREW: From what I could tell, she stole one of the derelict ships at the Ironworks. It won't get her far unless she uses the wormhole, but she'll be back, I'm just sure of it. FRITZ and BUCKY exit, with DR. KENNER nearby. KENNER: Well? FRITZ: It won't be easy praising him, but we'll try. KENNER: You'll have to if you don't want Captain Crisis to return. BUCKY: He does seem a little worried about his ex-girlfriend, though. KENNER: That is just a normal worry, it will wear off in time. There is no need to be concerned. None of them are aware that in a secluded room on Earth in Year 2008, MAD MOD is watching everything. His attentions then turn to ANDREW, who is thinking to himself. ANDREW: (Narrative, in thought) < There is good and there is evil, but the line between them is impossible to find. They're supposed to be complete opposites, but they are often similar. Does one good deed make my Uncle a good guy? Am I to blame for so much damage because of one big mistake? It should be simple, but it isn't. > THE END